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japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

(Source: nouveauricheprincess, via equisollux)

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

wanksclub:

*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

(Source: wanksclub, via gnarly)